The Dog Gets Quite Jealous
Reported By: trademark Published: November 10, 2009
Via: Anon from the Submission Page
A second 911 call was placed after the dog finished his own beer and started a fight with the bird.
-The Paper Boy
Tags: bird, dog, domestic violence, pets
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By Oktober Storm, November 10, 2009 @ 07:13
This has to be the ultimate news bulletin
By Stringman, November 10, 2009 @ 08:24
TOO MANY “Wait, what?!” items here! His live-in ex-wife? The bird is “adopted”? His drinking in front of the bird makes the DOG mad? Craziness runs rampant in this home.
By Dances With Books, November 10, 2009 @ 12:18
Yea, but imagine what could have happened if they had a cat. They would have had to call in a SWAT team to defuse the situation when the cat snapped from all the nonsense and took them all hostage.
By Relyt22, November 10, 2009 @ 17:52
If only someone could find the 911 call for this… it would make an interesting entry for emailsfromcrazypeople.
By Chris, November 11, 2009 @ 15:24
Not really a news fail, but amusing none the less.
By Zig, November 11, 2009 @ 21:51
I think it makes a great news fail…The fact that newspapers waste column inches and ink writing this crap in and of itself makes it a news fail.
By Rothchild, November 12, 2009 @ 00:16
This looks like it was taken directly from the Leno show’s Headlines feature from Monday. Perhaps you should give credit since you clearly stole it.
By Gwin, November 13, 2009 @ 14:19
No wonder she’s his EX-wife!
By Hugfangi, November 14, 2009 @ 17:36
Here are the house rules where that woman lives:
1. Don’t drink in front of the bird, it makes the dog mad
2. Never let the dog see you without you wearing shoes, the piano automatically plays ‘let it be’
3. Never ring the doorbell more then three times unless it’s seven times, if you fail at this, you have to hop 10 times in 1 second or you will be hunted by ferns
4. If you bring 3 bags of rice, regular rice, red rice and green rice, and make a circle of each color around this house, the house will then collapse to summon ‘The Great Bitch’. If you beat this bitch, you will gain the reputation of manhood!
By Wow, January 15, 2010 @ 19:51
@Hugfangi
I think i just died a little from laughter!