Zombie Apocalypse Is Nigh
Reported By: newshound Published: October 5, 2009
The signs are everywhere. You just have to know how to look for them. Oh sure, it starts out innocently enough with an “accident” in the lab…

Via: Angela M
Then before you know it people are finding extinct species mysteriously “alive”. Or perhaps just freshly undead?!

Via: Brennen C
Then the dead start to rise up from the morgue to complain about their mistreatment.

Via: Suzy W
And before you know it, pharmacies are selling products to help people cope with the pain of living in a world overrun by the walking dead.

Image Credit: Andrew
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By CAW4, October 5, 2009 @ 14:04
*backs away slowly*
By Captain Oblivious, October 5, 2009 @ 18:36
Gee, $4.89 seems a little too much – is there a less gentle eye-remover I can get for maybe $1.99 or so?
By MetaCarpal, October 5, 2009 @ 18:41
Count no man unhappy until he is dead.
By Madness, October 6, 2009 @ 05:11
I knew this was going to happen eventually! I TOLD YOU SO, SCIENCE!!! Ok, I’m off to my remote secret locale to count my guns and cans of beans.
By Auto Parts Guy, October 7, 2009 @ 06:34
Gentle eye remover. Jeez, what will they think of next? Skin Airspray for that life like color? What? That exists already? Oh My.
By Sir Scruffy, October 7, 2009 @ 08:50
This article was a waste of time.
By Paula, October 22, 2009 @ 14:19
Why should that “shot dead” man be unhappy? Gosh, some people are so hard to please! :-/