Zombie Apocalypse Is Nigh

Reported By: newshound Published: October 5, 2009

The signs are everywhere. You just have to know how to look for them. Oh sure, it starts out innocently enough with an “accident” in the lab…

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Via: Angela M

Then before you know it people are finding extinct species mysteriously “alive”. Or perhaps just freshly undead?!

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Via: Brennen C

Then the dead start to rise up from the morgue to complain about their mistreatment.

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Via: Suzy W

And before you know it, pharmacies are selling products to help people cope with the pain of living in a world overrun by the walking dead.

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Image Credit: Andrew





7 Comments

  • By CAW4, October 5, 2009 @ 14:04

    *backs away slowly*

  • By Captain Oblivious, October 5, 2009 @ 18:36

    Gee, $4.89 seems a little too much – is there a less gentle eye-remover I can get for maybe $1.99 or so?

  • By MetaCarpal, October 5, 2009 @ 18:41

    Count no man unhappy until he is dead.

  • By Madness, October 6, 2009 @ 05:11

    I knew this was going to happen eventually! I TOLD YOU SO, SCIENCE!!! Ok, I’m off to my remote secret locale to count my guns and cans of beans.

  • By Auto Parts Guy, October 7, 2009 @ 06:34

    Gentle eye remover. Jeez, what will they think of next? Skin Airspray for that life like color? What? That exists already? Oh My.

  • By Sir Scruffy, October 7, 2009 @ 08:50

    This article was a waste of time.

  • By Paula, October 22, 2009 @ 14:19

    Why should that “shot dead” man be unhappy? Gosh, some people are so hard to please! :-/

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