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Reported By: newshound Published: September 9, 2009

By ptrik, September 9, 2009 @ 08:15

My favorite was “Colon takes another pounding”
By powermuffin, September 9, 2009 @ 11:39

OMG this is so racist!
By Cloral, September 9, 2009 @ 13:10

FYI: His name is pronounced like ‘Cologne’. Still the headline writer should have thought twice about that headline.
By Malisyn, September 9, 2009 @ 21:16

As a Rangers fan, and even a baseball fan in general, I’m wondering exactly how old this thing is. Bartolo hasn’t pitched for the Angels in a while. Like ‘04 – ‘07?
By Mira8, September 10, 2009 @ 14:08

Cloral, I’m sure the writer DID think twice – I mean, “get a whiff”, seriously? Is that really a common expression in sports headlines? This was deliberate.
By woahhhface, September 16, 2009 @ 19:11

Is it just me or does he kind of look like Danny DeVito in that picture?
By Paula, October 22, 2009 @ 14:51

HAHAHAHA! It is Danny DeVito!

I don’t get why powermuffin thinks it’s racist. :-/