Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn't dying fast enough.

Good Game South Carolina

Reported By: newshound Published: August 7, 2009

Funny-News-Headlines-GoodGameSouthCarolina
Via: Maude

Tags: eww, innuendo, Poor Word Choice, Slow News Day

Television | newshound

36 Comments

By Mandi, August 7, 2009 @ 20:20

Looks like it’s stuck on its head
By hmph, August 11, 2009 @ 14:39

It is ‘Back woods Country Cookin” with a ‘modern’ twist… except the recipe should have said ‘put DED skwirl in yo-gurt’
By Dan, August 12, 2009 @ 04:00

Something tells me the previous two commenters have missed the joke entirely…
By Meme, August 12, 2009 @ 08:35

Indeed they have, Dan. Indeed they have. These people need to be handed over to the internet for an education in the world of memes.
By hmph, August 12, 2009 @ 09:00

pretty much… enlighten me… one squirrel, one cup???
By noyb, August 12, 2009 @ 09:06

hello? 2 girls 1 cup??
you epic fail
By hmph, August 12, 2009 @ 09:08

I completely agree! I have NO idea what the joke is here… enlighten me please.
By djl, August 12, 2009 @ 09:12

I’m not going to link to it, but if you google “two girls one cup”, you may come up with some answers.

My only suggestion is that you not be a) at work, b) eating, or c) with someone who’s easily offended when you do the search.
By Squirrelsaurus, August 12, 2009 @ 09:15

The joke is in that “One Squirrel, One Cup” seems to make reference to the infamous shock video known as “Two Girls One Cup”. Do yourselves a big favor and don’t watch it. You can’t unsee things.
By g, August 12, 2009 @ 09:20

google search “two girls, one cup” and you’ll get the joke
By enlightenment, August 12, 2009 @ 09:27

google “two girls one cup”
By AsheVillain, August 12, 2009 @ 10:04

To those not enlightened: trust me, you don’t wanna be. Just enjoy the funny little picture. Yes, it is the caption that makes it sound like “probably bad news”. But if you don’t know, don’t feel like you’re left out of anything worth knowing. If you still feel like you have to know the whole joke, ask a friend (preferably male, under 30, with a completly depraved mind, twisted sense of humor, and the inabillity to judge you). Because like the time you went to borrow a pair of your dad’s socks, and you found your mom’s vibrator; you’ll wish it had never happened.
By DanK, August 12, 2009 @ 15:13

AsheVillain, that could not have been put better
By Sunshiner, August 12, 2009 @ 16:27

@AsheVillain:
Your last sentence made me lol.
By Mandi, August 12, 2009 @ 17:55

No, I got it the first time. I was just commenting on the poor squirrel.
By John, August 12, 2009 @ 21:59

I can almost guarantee that that’s from Channel 7 in Boston. Same graphics, they do something called Cross Country, and that story is pretty much par for the course for them.
By Muze226, August 13, 2009 @ 10:04

OMG! That’s where I’m from…well that’s the closest big city to where I live, go, go Greenville! & I thought we were lost for a sense of humor! Too cool!
By Duke, August 13, 2009 @ 10:39

Sounds like AsheVillain might have deep-seated issues to work through.

However, I’ll second DanK’s comment: Couldn’t have said it better. And to those of you who don’t take AsheVillain’s advice, well, you’ll be sorry…
By jack, August 13, 2009 @ 14:14

theres 1guy1jar,I think it’s closer to this than 2girls..?

Again, cannot unsee, death to the internets!
By apoc dude, August 14, 2009 @ 19:17

the joke is”one guy one cup” google it losers
By V, August 15, 2009 @ 13:14

And that is how we do in the SC. Thank god I live in Charleston…where we occasionally have real news…
By male, under 30, with a completly depraved mind, twisted sense of humor, and the inabillity to judge you, August 15, 2009 @ 16:54

I didn’t borrowed my dad socks ( i found It in the book btw) but i did found my moms vibrator, and boy at like 14 can like figure it out how to use it when you aren’t a girl.

I wonder if she found out… I broke it btw.
By Mike, August 16, 2009 @ 07:11

Listen guys, I work at the station where this originated. Our photographer just happened to notice this squirrel one day while he was shooting at Furman. He shot it for fun, before he helped it out. They ran it on that days show just for laughs. Then uploaded it to NBC VOD just to share it around. I don’t htink anybody ever thought that it would end up being on news broadcasts across the country. It was all just a local joke. It wasn’t even really news here.
By Mitch, August 17, 2009 @ 19:46

Video of that squirrel:

http://www.wyff4.com/video/20024142/index.html
By commercialphree, August 22, 2009 @ 04:41

I swear we have “real news” here. That isn’t even a local station. We are as metropolitan as Charleston without the unwarranted pretension.
By commercialphree, August 22, 2009 @ 04:42

Ok, the wyff4 link IS local but I am still standing behind the Charleston comment
By bravle, September 27, 2009 @ 15:58

lol I live in Greenville SC
By Mandi, November 18, 2009 @ 12:20

ZOMG!!! I tHINK THAT SQUIRELL GOES TO MY HIGH SCHOOL!!!1!
By Crock, November 18, 2009 @ 12:21

Nice NUT! = http://bit.ly/32ZHIk
By anon, November 18, 2009 @ 14:04

it’s two women who defecate into a cup and eat it. Why is everyone so squimish and around-the-bush about facts.
By Nunya Bidness, November 18, 2009 @ 15:41

No one wants to be around THAT bush.
By Don't want yo Bidness, November 18, 2009 @ 15:45

I think Anon meant to say “beating” around the bush. No. Don’t want to do that either.
By Chris, November 18, 2009 @ 18:55

To all the BS about the first 2 posters. The 2 girl one cup reference was extremely lame. I think the country cooking recipe is a better idea.
By anhero, November 19, 2009 @ 07:43

Thank you captain obvious.

That is all.
By iComment, December 3, 2009 @ 15:00

to this day i havent watched that video based solely on the reactions of others when someone showed them
By paul, December 10, 2009 @ 02:20

thanks you stupid human polluters, now I have this frickin yogurt cup stuck on my head!