It finally makes sense. If you remove the trespass on the hungry carnivores turf, it just might lessen the constant alligator bites. I thought I was cursed.
I don’t think this advice is as common sense as one might think it is. At least, for some people. Some guy recently lost his arm to an alligator while retrieving his golf ball that he had hit into the water.
By Stephen C, August 6, 2009 @ 07:06
It finally makes sense. If you remove the trespass on the hungry carnivores turf, it just might lessen the constant alligator bites. I thought I was cursed.
By Dave, August 11, 2009 @ 13:07
Are you suggesting theres a link between people swimming in alligator infested waters and aliggator attacks?
By elayne, August 11, 2009 @ 20:52
Swimming in waters inhabited by *small* alligators is A-okay, though. You’ve got plenty of fingers and toes.
By Ironica, August 11, 2009 @ 21:52
To avoid getting stabbed, don’t stand in the way of a thrust knife or other sharp object.
By dumdum, August 12, 2009 @ 10:51
I tried this. It doesn’t work.
By Deanne, November 20, 2009 @ 20:52
I don’t think this advice is as common sense as one might think it is. At least, for some people. Some guy recently lost his arm to an alligator while retrieving his golf ball that he had hit into the water.